Slight Change of Plans...

AshcroftWhat! We’ve got a leak on the Senate Intelligence Committee? You mean somebody’s actually daring to question our intelligence-gathering techniques? Talking to Fox News and CNN? Well, at least we can trust ol’ Rupert to kill the story, but still. Dammit, call out the dogs! I want a complete investigation! Figure out who it is and nail him to the wall! We’ll prosecute to the fullest extent of the law... What? He’s a Republican? Oh, then never mind, let’s just turn it over to the ‘Senate Ethics Committee.’ Snicker, snicker. Yeah, I thought that was a good one, too. So where were we? Oh, right, making up ‘threats’ so we can steal headlines from Kerry. So do you think they’ll let us get away with stopping more traffic...?”


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