Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge

Hang on a second... is the tape running? Okay... Hey, Mister low-level Jordanian representative...”

Wait a minute, I thought Bob was going to play the Jordanian today.

No, no, he’s gonna be Egypt later. Ahem... if we give you this prisoner, Mister Jordanian, do you promise not to torture him?”

“Sure. I promise.”

“Cross your heart?”

“Cross my heart.”

“Well, we can’t ask for anything more than that! Your say-so’s good enough for us! Consider him transferred. We’ll expect a full report on anything you learn. From not torturing him. Okay?”

“You got it!”

”Pleasure doing renditions with you! Okay, now lemme turn off the recorder...


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