What? I Thought I Was a Sure Thing!

How Sinful Are You?
(Thanks to Penda for the link.)

Your Deadly Sins
Pride: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Lust: 40%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 37%

You will die from a faulty botox injection.

Come on. I have got to have a better than 37 percent chance of going to hell — at least if you evaluate it on the basis of most Americans’ assessment of the getting-into-heaven requirements, where I fail pretty much all of them.

And frankly, I’d much rather spend eternity in hell than in a heaven with the likes of Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Albert Mohler, Fred Phelps, James Dobson, Tony Perkins, William Donohue, and the like. Any “heaven” in which they shared the slightest part truly would be hell.


At 11:40 AM, MontiLee said...

What I love is that the percentages add up to way more than 100%. MIne are 180%.

Apparently, God can't add.

At 3:04 PM, Bill Coughlan said...

Well, I think each is supposed to be considered an individual measure. That is, on a percentage scale, how prideful are you; on a separate scale, how wrathful are you, etc.

(And incidentally, I don't think my high scores on both of those sins will come as much of a surprise to regular readers...)

At 12:16 PM, Kori said...

I am actually more evil than you based on this quiz, and my sloth score of 100% brought me right to hell. I wish I could say the sloth was based entirely on my pregnancy, but I know better.


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